stealingpotatoes:

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‘the official timeline says corvo and jess got together when she was 18’ no silly, that’s when jess and her victorian manners THOUGHT they got together <3

(commission info // kofi support!)

waldmaerchen:

He rarely visits parties, but there is a guest he hasn‘t met yet and his freckles glitter like the stars above the pandyssian continent.

faenixe:

the deep sea creatures when a scientist shows up with a flashlight outta no where

uncontrol-freak:

he’s watching the world burn

makidraw:

An outsider is always watching you

asoftepiloguemylove:

i love you like a rotten dog, i love you like my canines are falling out of my gums. like a monster, like a beast. like something not worth loving back.

Marie Lu The Young Elites / @/bloodyhellharry (on tumblr) from The Infamous Willow Prank, Part Three / Hélène Cixous excerpt from Love of the Wolf, “Stigmata: Escaping Texts” / @/thymoss (on tumblr) / Virginia Woolf The Waves / Deborah Landau Soft Targets / Tory Adkisson Anecdote of the Pig

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iliveinmyblanket:

Jaskier: any idea how the house got burned down?

Ciri: fireworks

Jaskier: obviously it does

alexaloraetheris:

what-even-is-thiss:

employee210:

Another day in the Office

Surrealist humor sure is taking on a new flavor huh

I have finally identified my only two braincells.

ahhrenata:

Thanks for the tag @chocopoo !!! 💕 this was cute and fun!

Who would you be in a horror movie?

1. Create your character

2. Take the test

Geez :/

No pressure tags: @lightasthesun @thetorontokid @getdookuedon @sparklyslug @pizzaqueen @stevethehairington @thefreakandthehair @amikoroyai @xxfiction-is-my-realityxx @steveshairychest @inklessletter and anyone who hasn’t and wants to do it :)

Ah, oops..?

wizardpotions:

Cost of living crisis? i dont know her. My home is heated by running minecraft with shaders on my PC

shitgw2playerssay:

Giveaway Tiiiiiiiiiiime!

To celebrate 8 years of this ridiculous blog and also the first day of Pride, let’s giveaway some stuff!

Stuff up for grabs:

• Two 2000 Gem Codes (two winners)
• 200 Gold (one winner)

How to Enter:

• One reblog and one heart on this post will each count as an entry. Only one reblog will count per account.
• We’ll stop taking entries at server reset on Thursday, June 8th. A random number generator will be used to choose winners.

Rules:

• You must be following shitgw2playerssay. Yes, we will check. If you’re reblogging to a side blog but following from your main, put your main Tumblr in the tags so we can find you.
• Be sure to have your Inbox turned on so we can mail/message you. We’ll message you if you win.
• You will have THREE DAYS from the time that we message you to respond or we will reroll and give your prize to someone else. If we can’t message you on Tumblr, we’ll reroll.
• You must feel comfortable with giving us your in-game name in the event that you win the gold.
• No giveaway blogs.
• Please no death threats this time (lol).

P.S. GW2 is giving away the Macaw wings glider and backpack in the gem store this month for Pride so be sure to login and snag it!

XOXO,